| Your Five Factor Personality Profile |
 Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is medium. You are generally broad minded when it come to new things. But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it. You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. |
| ESTELLE | ||
|---|---|---|
| E | is for | Extraordinary |
| S | is for | Slippery |
| T | is for | Tricky |
| E | is for | Energetic |
| L | is for | Luscious |
| L | is for | Likeable |
| E | is for | Ebullient |
what the heck is ebullient?!
| You Are Homer Simpson |
 You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe... With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts. You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." |
like omgosh. i didnt know i was so piggy. this test is screwed i'm sure. EWW.
| You Are 40% Weird |
 Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
okie dokie.
| Snickers |
 Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy. |
i hate snickers. WHY OH WHY?
| You Should Weigh 130 |
 If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight. If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon! |
for those idiots out there, it's 130 POUNDS. about 65 kg. hmm. THAT'S WEIRD.
| You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament |
 Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected. It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional. You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others. While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well. At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything. You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams. You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. |
okay luh. partly true. mostly true.
| Your Animal Personality |
 Your Power Animal: Shark Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter. You were born to lead. |
i like sharks.
| The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir |
 So what if you're a little nihilistic at times? Life with meaning is highly over-rated. Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner |
what's nilhistic?
this is getting weird. WAYYY weird. it's like as if i'm finding out all the blind spots in a johari window. OKAYYY. that's enough. ALL THE ABOVE ARE NOT TRUE.